What a Dog

Have I mentioned that I like to sing in the shower? Perhaps not. It’s not something I tell everyone. It used to embarrass my kids. They’d insist that there be at least 3 closed doors between my shower and their ears. A lot of good that did—they both know my whole repertoire, down to the third verses. Shower acoustics make all of our voices echo with a resonance that most of us can’t create with our limited breath support and vocal skills. The humidity helps too, along with the hot water that relaxes tense muscles, and the privacy and nudity that disinhibit and free us to experiment and let loose. So what, you say. We all sing in the shower. Granted, but you don’t sing what I sing, and I’d like to share some of that music with you. Relax; I am not extending 6:30 AM invites to anyone. You don’t have to listen to me either. Just take some time to check out the real singers on YouTube using the links below. Smiles and surprises, I promise.

Miss Peggy Lee was born in 1920 in North Dakota. From small town radio to Hollywood clubs, she made it to Benny Goodman’s big band as his featured vocalist. She acted, wrote music and lyrics and continued to perform into her 70s. She has been compared to The Great Gatsby’s Daily Buchanan; “she brings others close to her with the softness of her voice. There’s a creamy warmth to the tone of her voice that gives it a sensually conspiratorial quality”. (Discovering Great Singers of Classic Pop By Roy Hemming and David Hajdu; Newmarket Press, 1991). For me, her voice is cream, honey and sex. Everyone has covered her seminal Fever, including me in the shower. I like to deliver the line, “Julie, baby, you’re my flame”, in a voice that’s a mix of Charlie the Tuna and Andrew Dyce Clay. He’s a Tramp from Disney’s Lady and the Tramp is another of my Peggy Lee songs. She wrote the lyrics and was the voice of that bushy tailed junkyard vixen who made all the male dogs howl (don’t miss the link below). I change “He’s” to She’s and “rover” to big tease. It works for me. She also wrote the Siamese Cat song and was the voice of both cats. I don’t do that one. I’m more of a dog guy.

Another Peggy Lee classic that I don’t do is Why Don't You Do Right (see link). As a guy, there are some songs that just don’t cross over, unless you’re willing to go Outrageous! (classic flick) and do the drag thing. I admit, I do sing Johnny Mathis’ When Sunny Gets Blue and Misty, but I still prefer Jessica Rabbit’s shape to Roger’s. Jessica, by the way, covered Why Don’t You Do Right (see link) vamping to a gape-jawed Bob Hoskins. My jaw dropped too when I discovered who gave Jessica her voice. Believe it or not, it was Amy Irving. She was, you may remember, the girl in Carrie, Yentyl, and Crossing Delancy. She also happened to be married to Steven Spielberg in 1988 when Who Framed Roger Rabbit was released. Spielberg founded Amblin Entertainment. Amblin made Roger Rabbit. I don’t think it was a coincidence that she got the job. And I am absolutely sure that Amy Irving sang in the shower. Not good enough, though. They divorced in 1989.

The last link is for those of you who prefer the real thing to cartoon characters. Cameron Diaz knocked everyone’s socks off in her film debut, The Mask. The body and moves are hers, but the voice belongs to Susan Boyd, a journeywoman singer and actor who you can see in reruns of Happy Days. The wolf in the audience is Jim Carrey who is a cartoon character with or without the celluloid.

Enough words. It’s time for you to get a taste of the Indomitable Miss Peggy Lee and Jessica/Amy/Cameron/Susan doing their thing. Then, if you really want to laugh, picture yours truly singing Miss Lee in the shower. “Fever ‘till you sizzle. What a lovely way to burn”.

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